A Stable Husband – A Satirical Regency Novella

Miss Leora Fairweather-Barnet-Smythe and her sisters, all talented swooners and hat makers, and all of marriageable age, are in want of husbands. Leora’s parents have promised her to a much older man, so when Richard Longsword, a handsome stable hand, joins the staff at Riddlingtonstoneway Abbey, he catches Leora’s eye. She imagines a life with him, a scandal of the worst kind. 

Can she find a way to obtain her heart’s desire and avoid the shame it would cause? Can her sisters find husbands? And will there be enough feathers in Regency London to satisfy every member of the Fairweather-Barnett-Smythe family? 

If you enjoy Blackadder or Monty Python, as well as Bridgerton or Jane Austen, this is the book for you!

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Reader Comments:

Kelly Evans brings her lighthearted and tongue-in-cheek sense of humour to this Regency Romance with a twist. I absolutely loved it!

All of our beloved old cliches slipped into this tried and true romance. The primary motive is marriage, of course! And the daughters keep finding unsuitable matches. The ground is littered with dead bodies from duels, and the girls take fainting to a fine art. Great fun!

References in A Stable Husband

Scattered throughout A Stable Husband are secret easter eggs and cultural references. If you wish to find them yourself, stop reading here. Otherwise, take a peek below!

ReferenceSource
14 Daughters/No sonsPride & Prejudice
Distant Cousin who will InheritPride & Prejudice
Aetsisiht Darjeeling Tea‘This is tea’ backwards. 
FeathersRegency novels/films/tv
SwooningThe novel Clarissa. I read it years ago and just couldn’t forget the amount of swooning the main character does. 
Family motto: Non Desistas. Non Exieris. Never give up. Never surrender
Madame de la FringuesFringues = clothes.
Eccentric Living in ForestAn 18th century phenomenon. 
Very Good AcquaintancesFriends
Visiting Prince from Small European PrincipalityRegency novels/films/tv
Captain Reynolds & CompanionFirefly
Lord JT Kirkus & Lady NyotaStar Trek
Count Vladimir Tepesa & Countess BathoriaDrucula & Lady Bathory
Mr and Mrs Jean-Luc Picardus Star Trek Next Generation
Lord Fairweather-Barnet-Smythe’s club, SalutationsCheers
Comedy of ErrorsPlay with Mistaken Identity (Like Richard Longsword).
Soldiers Billeted in TownPride & Prejudice 
A Drunk VicarI just thought this would be funny. His parish is inspired by Vicar of Dibley.
Letti feeling the opposite of mindful & demureSocial Media
A rude garden implementA rake
Lonely Clouds and Yellow Daffodils William Wordsworth
An unwanted marriage to an older manRegency novels/films/tv
LycanthiaIs a werewolf
An expensive fruitPineapple
Leona’s lines about running awayFlock of Seagulls
Love for LudvigBeethoven Fan Club
Is the undertaker ill?Dead Dualists
Korova TavernClockwork Orange
Richard’s choked words at endRick Roll. Sorry.

Surprisingly, the name of the company who published Frankenstein is correct: publishers Lackington, Hughs, Harding, Mavor, and Jones.

The names of shops were made up by, for the most part, names of friends and family. Be nice to writers otherwise you may find yourself in a book. 

Copyright Kelly Evans

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